Seriously, going to therapy isn't anything to be ashamed about....

Don't try to fool me by saying you're going to your doctor.  You go twice a week, I'm not fooled.

How messed up are you if you go to therapy 2 times a week?  How much money does that set you back per month?

Tonight is my highschool reunion and the only friend of mine that seems to be going is Brian.  Good luck buddy!  I want all the juicy gossip ASAP.  As you can see, I have nothing better to do.

The Vatican is releasing information from their archive on the Knights of Templar.  Man, could you possibly imagine what lurks in the archive at the Vatican ( Read more... )

apparently I wear men's pants and grandma's underwear ( Read more... )

I went to Trader Joe's and spent $56?!  Wow.  That adds up quick when you buy olive oil, coffee and pine nuts.  KITTY:  I bought Orangina!  It is chilling as we speak ( Read more... )

I've noticed a few chicks having issues trying to parallel park lately.  Their biggest problem seems to be that they are on their cell phone.  Get a clue ( Read more... )

If you leave your sunglasses somewhere and someone else takes them, can you really consider them stolen ( Read more... )

So on Friday I saw this guy at my work that looked a bit familiar but I didn't think much of it because he was a customer ( Read more... )

So this morning, while driving in a parking lot, some lady nearly sideswiped us.  So I flipped her off, no big deal.  But then I realize she is following me.  So I pull into my parking spot and tell Kevin the lady that I flipped off pulled in behind my car... so he was he got out first ( Read more... )